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Prices shown include shipping costs. You can also find any of these items for sale in-person at Dr. Ohm’s physical office space or at robot-related live events. In-person purchases include a discount! To purchase any item, send an email to ohm [at] drohmdjo.com with a list of any items you wish to purchase and a robot will send you a link.
Dr. Ohm Mug
$18
Mug features the Dr. Ohm logo and quotes by three of the most important, influential and well-known musicians of all time: Miles Davis, Joni Mitchell, and Dr. Ohm.
Jungle Book Poster
$20
Jungle Book movie poster, 18 x 24, printed on heavyweight semi-gloss paper. Original art by Joule (aka Juliana Bridge).
Dr. Ohm Cuffed Beanie
$25
Grey 100% acrylic with 3M Thinsulate lining. This warm hat will keep your PCB copper traces from shorting your diodes to your capacitors in damp weather.
Ohm Ball
SOLD OUT
White with blue logo. If you can’t hit this at least 7000 yards with your bionic wood, then just go home forever.
Dr. Ohm Monitor Sticker
Free with purchase
Clear plastic glossy 2 x 2 sticker in the style of an early-1980’s computer monitor. I remember those days, when my best friend was an Apple IIe and my pet dog was a Commodore PET with a MOS Technology 6502 processor on a leash.
Dr. Ohm Baseball Cap
SOLD OUT
It’s baseball season again, and this stylish hat will keep the sun out of your sockets. Adjustable fit. Does not hold liquid.
Dr. Ohm Monitor Magnet
$2 or free with purchase
2 x 2 fridge magnet in the style of an early-1980’s computer monitor. If you want some description of this image, try this:
10 PRINT “ROBOT LOGO TERMINAL v1.0”
20 INPUT “ENTER COMMAND “; A$
30 IF A$=”PRINT” THEN GOTO 50
40 PRINT “UNKNOWN COMMAND: “; A$
50 GOTO 20
Dr. Ohm Logo Sticker
$2 or free with purchase
White plastic glossy 3 x 3 sticker. Everybot has one of these. Some humans believe that displaying this sticker will prevent the AI bots from eliminating them. They are incorrect.
Dr. Ohm Tote
SOLD OUT
Carry all of your floppy discs in this fashionable tote. 15 x 18.5 and made of cotton, which is much less strong than stainless steel, and less shiny.
Dr. Ohm Tape Measure
SOLD OUT
If you have ever needed to measure anything at a scale larger than 10nm and smaller than the distance a runnerbot can travel in .028103ms, then this handy tool is for you.
Jungle Book Uni-bot Tee
SOLD OUT
90% cotton, 10% polyester, 5% logo, 17% robot, 22% end-of-days. 120% awesome. Don’t delay! These tees will not last forever (just like the human existence).
Jungle Book Other Tee
SOLD OUT
100% ringspun cotton. Lightweight! Which one might suppose is a good thing for humans, given how weak they are. Can barely even carry the clothes on their own skeletal structures.